Bush joke...

George W Bush dies... and of course he goes to hell.

When he gets there, the devil says "There isnt any room and I are going to have to release somebody in order to keep you here. I'll tell you what I'll do, I will show you 3 rooms and let you choose which room to spend eternity in."

Bush says, "that sounds fair"

So the devil opens the door to the 1st room, and Ronald Reagan is in a giant pool diving to the bottom retrieving a pebble and bring it back up to the side of the pool repetitively.

George says, "i dont think I can do this for all of eternity; I am not a good swimmer."

So the devil closes the door, and takes him to the 2nd room where...
Tony Blair is repetitively smashing a giant boulder with a sledge hammer. Bush says to the devil, " I cant do this either, I have a bad shoulder."

So the devil closes the door and takes him to the 3rd room. When the devil opens the door, Bill Clinton is laying naked and spread eagle on the floor with Monica Lewinski doing what she does best.

Bush says, " I can definitely do this fall all of eternity. I will take this room."

The devil then says, "Ok Monica you are free to go, George is taking over from here. "

The devil then closes the door for all eternity